when Nick talks, no one listens but everyone rolls their eyes

For the past year and a half I've been lucky in that I haven't had to directly experience the cocky, self-centered college boy who thinks he knows everything.

Eventually the luck has to run out doesn't it?

It did. And his name was Nick

Nick gets all the chicks. Matter of fact they come to him.
He likes older woman because they're freaky in bed.
Single moms are good too; he knows they'll always put out.
Fake boobs are awesome. He's dated rich girls with fake boobs.
Did you know he gets chicks?
He's cool. He has a job in marketing. He's off to make phone calls for his job. Sorry he had to leave the class - work calls!
But he's interviewing. He had an interview. And another. And a different one.
It was the interviewer's fault he didn't get the job. Not his. Certainly not. Dude - it was the bitch's fault.
It's cool he got stuck in the group with the older people b/c girls often times think he's older.
His brother beats him up on the nights he stays away from the bar. He's so cool his brother just doesn't understand why he's not out to get chicks at the bar.
He's a chick magnet. They dig him. Hot chicks, but not those c#$nts from design. No he hates them.